I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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