No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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