You're completely useless in the revolution.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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