Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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