The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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