Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I love you. Go after that dick
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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