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fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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