Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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