I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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