Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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