I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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