she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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