remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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