would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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