ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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