this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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