making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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