what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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