who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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