does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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