His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
