That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
