with your own penis?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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