Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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