All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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