See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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