no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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