Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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