i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
