were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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