Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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