We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Randomize
