My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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