Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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