And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Why is your signature on my underwear?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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