Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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