she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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