so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She announced her abortion via fbk
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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