I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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