i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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