did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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