fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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