On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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