Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It's shark week go big or go home
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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