Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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