Already got asked if we're dating
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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