..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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