if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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