She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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