U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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